So Tell Me About Yourself I don't relate to myself in terms of things or accomplishments But, I will address my attitudes in relation to some of those things I think you would know. I am grateful. I live the life of an Aztec king. I have ice from the high mountain peaks and fresh foul from the forest depths brought to my table. I live like did the Lords of Venice. I have pepper and spices, tea from Ceylon and coverings of dyed cotton with rich fruits to adorn it. I live the life of merchant princes of yore. I traverse vast leagues, vest the markets of distant cities and their factories and mines and labors of men high and low. I live the varied pleasures of a pasha. I call mute servant adjust my clime, possess rare disks and summon archives, troupes of entertainers and musicians. I live too like the ancient royalty of China. I dwell within crafted timbers, wield molded utensils and enjoy tapestries, silks, fine garments and porcelains. Raised in peace, I am alive in luxury as I open a refrigerated wonder with meat and grains from the plains, green lettuce from the rich valleys of California and tomatoes from the dusty fields of Mexico. I marvel in silent thanks as I turn a crafted knob and water’s clean gleam, cascades into the alchemy of a stainless steel basin; water I've seen others carry from dark bloated river banks in earthen jars on their heads up the miles of steep hill sides. Oh, I also like my job as well, and near every day, I take lunch with swans under the oaks by the lake in the park. But truly, enough about me, what about you ??