Of Brains, Laughter, Vagina Pink and, Kink

Half the world has penises:

And the other half vaginas.

I like you for your brain.

Yet,*

Wearing your ponytail high

And your strap-on low,

I make mention too,

How fully, revel I do

Completely and in all of you.

* [From] Rough, tough and;

wearing your diapers low.