In Praise of Liberal (or) Fie Upon the Falwells, Robertsons, Randalls, Buchanans, Roves, Reeds, Limbaughed Ditto Heads & the Short Cycled Interests of Baby Bushes Too, as I would keep God out of the cockpits of 747s – So would we, from the pulpits of our classrooms. For valued are the protections And promises of the Constitution & Bill of Rights, Not the moral imprisonment of the semi-saved! So Righteously resplendent in the borrowed currency of current clichés and their cloak of family values Who are found most shrill and pompous and armed when there are devils to be drawn & quartered, or gods to be served with the flesh of the burning ‘steak’. When tyranny and ‘pinko’ fell, the left was lost as well. Triumphant now the ignorant, arrogant and narrow rise glorified like locusts rising as a swarming, howling, harrowing, ravenous, hollow hum Laying siege to waste the deep, tolerant, and noble American heart, with their mandibles clacking and clicking to a dumb raging rote chanting the vivisection, vilification and victimization of the Greatness sweet, birthed in Liberty’s nurturing and liberal womb. Masturbate the masses and proclaim less oversight and taxes for your Corporate Lay’s But, keep your Storm Troopers of Righteousness the hell out of our courts, bedrooms and wombs! Give us our Liberty – Not, the convenient right of your religious wrong! (18 July ‘03)