Crooked Trump Crooked Herr Trump, still on the stump with divisive white hate and only a loyalty to Da Fuhrer in Chief; Crooked Lump a Dump our Donald Trump bastardizing liberation, liberty and liberal while decimating the FBI, CIA, EPA and Department of State; Crooked Name Slinging Trump a Rump with oligarchists of patronage, science deniers and, lobbyists of wealth now become our public appointees; Crooked Homeboy Trump, my trumpeteer friends, isn't 'draining any swamp', he's toxically polluting its headwaters: full flooding it with his own kindred; noxious, degenerate and unethically invasive species. (12 April '18)